Okay balik kepada kenapa aku melalut ker tajuk diatas..., rapat-rapatkan saf dengar eh silap, baca cerita aku nih...
Jeng....jeng..jengg..jeng..jeng...
Aku nak tanya satu soalan dulu, tadi kata nak cerita pastuh sibuk nak tanya pulak, jap-jap bagi aku tanya dulu, korang jawap ek.
Soalannya, Benda apa atau situasi bagaimana yang membuatkan anda rasa nak tepuk-tepuk dahi, mulut herot berot, hati mula panas..., stressss????
Situasi itulah yang berlaku pada aku petang dah dekat nak senja tadi.
Aku, kat dapur, tengah goyang-goyang sudip sambil nyanyi-nyanyi ( orang tua-tua kata tak baik nyanyi kat dapor nanti dapat laki tua, hahahaha...takpa aku boleh ajo nak nyanyi kat dapor sebab aku dah kahwin, nasib korang lah yang anak dara lom kawen jangan dok nyanyi kat dapor).
Nasi aku dah masak, sayur aku dah goreng, tinggal telur ngan ikan saja yang belum. Aku pun tenggekkan kuali bukak api, dengan niat nak goreng telur . Tenggek pulak sang cerek nak jerang ayaq. Yeayyy...tak lama lagi boleh lah aku menjamu suami dan anak-anak makan.
Baru jer aku pusing ambik mangkuk nak masukkan telur dalam ke dalam kuali, tiba-tiba ada yang tak kena. Jap-jap..., tadi aku dah pasang api napa padam lak nih..., Hah punggah...!
Aku pun yo yo O aja hidup kan api, 10 kali masih juga dia tak menyala.
Hah dah sah....Gas habih.... Uwaaaaa..., Kenapalah masa ni juga kau nak habis? Tak boleh ker pilih masa yang lain..., aku lagi sikit nak habih masak nih masa ni jugak kau nak missing in action...
Kenapa???!!!! Apa dah jadi Peahhhhhhhh....??? Hah ambik kan aku dah namakan kau wahai tong gas.
Tensen betul lah.....
Baca pulak yang ni bila aku cuba translation key kat atas tu hah... Apa yang kau mengarut nih ?
Bagai nak rak aku gelak sensorang..., adessssss....
Opppsss ...., is not named Peah that surprised to hear me shouting the title of Miss Kat on ...., sorry Madam, aunt, Mak Ngah or Datin named Peah .... hahaha, I solemnly its central melalut.
Okay back to why I am heading over melalut ker ..., close, close the distance row eh heard wrong, I read the story nih ...
.... Jeng Jeng Jeng .. .. .. jengg Jeng ...
May I ask one question first, I just said I asked a busy pastuh story pulak, AEC, AEC, I asked for a bit, still place ek answer.
Question, what things or situations that make you feel how the pat-pat my forehead, mouth herot berot, the liver hot ..., stressss??
Such situations occur in the evening, I close I just want to dusk.
Me, Kat kitchen, central a spatula while rocking-rocking sing-sing (elders say is not good kitchen funeral will be singing the old man, hahahaha ... takpa want to sing, I can Ajo Kat my kitchen because I married, fate is still place The LOM virgin kawen not dock singing Kat kitchen).
I cook my rice, I've fried vegetable, live fish eggs just yet ngan. I also tenggekkan bukak pan fire, with the intention of my eggs fried. Tenggek pulak I boiled the kettle sang ayaq. Yeayyy ... soon to be husband and I entertain the children eat.
New to my turn I want to take a bowl put the eggs into the pan, suddenly not be there. Jap, JAP ..., I've just installed the seal off the fire Napa nih ..., punggah ... hah!
I have been yo yo O aja kan live fire, 10 times he still does not light up.
Gas hah .... i valid habih .... Uwaaaaa ..., Kenapalah my time is you want out? I can not select the other ker ..., I was a bit like cooking habih ni jugak nih time you want missing in action ...
Why ???!!!! What has become Peahhhhhhhh ....??? Hah take you right I call you my gas cylinder.
Tensen was right .....
Aduh sakit perot Makcik....Hahahahaha...
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